not that anyone who follows me goes to northwestern and could actually go to this, but you should all follow the NSTV tumblr (everything is also on youtube)
"Lastly, Dan Perlman has locked himself away in a room in Evanston, IL and we here at Comedy Forum are offering a reward to anyone who can find him and convince him to come back to civilization and fun. The Get Dan Perlman Out of Evanston Foundation is a not-for-profit organization bent on messing with Dan Perlman’s head as he tries to be efficient. Our very own Lex Singer is there to make sure he is alive, but every ounce of care can help this fantastic cause."